One changes from day to day, and… after a few years have passed one has...– George Sand
Days of Future Passed
Lanes: Dippin' Dots is Bankrupt?!?!?!
Me: Well, they have been calling themselves the Ice Cream of the Future for like 20 years....
Two for the Price of One
Deep: Zooey Deschanel is single
Me: That's awesome. For two reasons. 1) She's hot. 2) Ben Gibbard will write sad depressing music which will be good